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Alfred E. Neuman

Alfred E. Neuman

The fictitious mascot and cover boy of Mad Magazine.

Name:
Alfred E. Neuman
Publisher:
EC
Real name:
Alfred E. Neuman
Aliases:
  • Mel Haney
Birth date:
None
Gender:
Male
Powers:
  • Longevity
First issue:
Mad (1967) #6
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A character who exceeds adjectives. While most remember and continue to remember him as the person on the cover on MAD magazine (and it is mad) he was not always doing spoofs on this particular magazine.

Before the MADness: Alfred's Origin/Creation

Not much is known about Neuman's precise origin; a mystery only that smiling mascot knows and

probably never tell. Before MAD put him on the cover of their issue #21, his likeness could be traced to other characters all the way back to the 1890s, such as The Yellow Kid (from the comic strip Hogan's alley of Richard F. Outcault fame).

Harvey Kurtzman claimed to have first spotted the likeness of Alfred on a postcard pinned to the office bulletin board of one of the editors at Ballantine Books,

"It was a face that didn't have a care in the world, except mischief."

As for the name, Kurtzman recalls, The name Alfred E. Neuman may also derive from the American composer, arranger, and conductor of music for films: Mr. Alfred [no E.] Neuman (1900-70). He won Oscars for adapting the scores of such noted musicals as The King and I (1956), Camelot (1967), and Call Me Madam (1953).

Covering all the Bases & Basing all the Covers

On November 1954, Neuman debuted with MAD on the cover of Ballantine's The Mad Reader, which was a paperback collection of reprints from the first two years of Mad. Alfred first appears in comics on the cover of issue 21 of MAD Mad 21 (March 1955), as a tiny image as part of a mock ad. He was a rubber mask with the words "idiot" underneath being offered for $1.29.

He would go on, following issue 30 to appear on the cover of every issue of Mad and its spinoffs, with only a few of exceptions.

Of Guys and Dolls

For a short time, Alfred was also known as Mel Haney. In Mad #25, he was shown and identified (on separate pages) as both Alfred E. Neuman and Mel Haney.

A female with a similar face (only a mother could love) as Alfred by the name of Moxie Cowznofski appeared briefly in the late 1950s. She was described in the editorial text as Alfred's "girlfriend," but there was some speculation that it was him in female guise. To dispel such notions, Alfred and Moxie were depicted side-by-side.

The name was derived from Moxie, which was a nationwide sold soft drink made in Portland, Maine in the 1950s. It was also advertised in many issues of MAD. Product placement anyone?

Master of de skies

Rather than just have him appear as a sort of (to use a phrase) "Vanna White " simply showing what was there, he would be (and still is) drawn in combination with some famous person, event, action or even inanimate object.

His guises include (but are not limited to):

  • Santa Claus
  • Darth Vader
  • George Washington
  • King Kong
  • Lawrence of Arabia
  • Batman, Superman, Robin
  • Spider-Man
  • George S. Patton
  • The Fiddler on the Roof
  • Barbara Streisand
  • Mr. T
  • Indiana Jones
  • Radar O'Reilly
  • Bruce Springsteen
  • Mr. Spock
  • Bart Simpson
  • Pee Wee Herman
  • Michael Jackson
  • Robin Hood
  • Abraham Lincoln
  • Guns N' Roses' Slash
  • The Man in the Moon
  • An Oscar
  • An "Operation" board game
  • Jabba the Hutt
  • Wolverine
  • Gollum
  • SpongeBob SquarePants
  • Agent Smith
  • Kurt Cobain
  • Shrek
  • Dr. Octopus
  • Jack-Jack
  • A zombie
  • Darth Maul
  • A caveman
  • A fetus
  • A boa constrictor
  • A rat
  • George W. Bush (wait ... I think I am repeating myself ...)
  • A Ferengi
  • Justin Timberlake
  • Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort
  • Mona Lisa
  • Barack Obama
  • Rorschach
  • Adolf Hitler
  • Uncle Sam ("Who Needs You?")

among other familiar faces.

Presidential Runner Down

Since his initial unsuccessful run in 1956, Alfred has periodically been re-offered (or perhaps offer himself) as a candidate for President. His slogan is,

"You could do worse... and always have!"

Alfred E. Neuman in Other Media

In an early episode of the Bullwinkle Show's segment "Aesop and Son", Aesop jr. references Alfred and there was even a bust of him with his normal saying underneath.

In 1980 a movie by Mad Magazine, Up the Academy, we see Alfred E. Neuman at the end of the movie having a sign saying "What Me Worry?"

In 2003 the movie The Texas Chainsaw. There is a picture of Alfred E. Neuman on the top of the Van's ceiling.

Issues

March 1955

July 1955

September 1955

November 1955

April 1956

July 1956

September 1956

December 1956

February 1957

April 1957

June 1957

August 1957

October 1957

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January 1958

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May 1958

July 1958

September 1958

November 1958

December 1958

January 1959

March 1959

April 1959

June 1959

July 1959

September 1959

October 1959

December 1959

January 1960

Volumes

1952

1963

1967

1995

1997

2004

2013

2017

2018

2020

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